Michael Fabricant rues eating raw Coffee Mate

By John Hirst

The Tory MP Michael Fabricant who wears a blonde wig was made to eat Coffeemate by Columbian soldiers who thought he was smuggling cocaine back to England for the leader of the Tory Party David Cameron. The side effect of eating the Coffeemate turned his wig a strange colour. Therefore he went out and bought a matching tie.

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