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	<title>Comments on: Tony Bennett sings I left my brain on a shelf in Tesco</title>
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		<title>By: Debbie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mr Bennett is a self publicist &amp; jumpimg on the bandwagon of little Madeliene.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Bennett is a self publicist &amp; jumpimg on the bandwagon of little Madeliene.</p>
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		<title>By: Rex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a sad man Mr Bennett is.</description>
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		<title>By: Jean Baker</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jean Baker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kyle,

Well said .....

Mr Bennet has the courage of his convictions shared by the majority of parents.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kyle,</p>
<p>Well said &#8230;..</p>
<p>Mr Bennet has the courage of his convictions shared by the majority of parents.</p>
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		<title>By: Kyle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nigel.
just deserts for what ?
trying to establish the truth for Madeleine.

it seems the above is a description of your fine self, id probably add muppet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nigel.<br />
just deserts for what ?<br />
trying to establish the truth for Madeleine.</p>
<p>it seems the above is a description of your fine self, id probably add muppet.</p>
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		<title>By: Nigel Nessling</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nigel Nessling</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sad, pathetic, attention-seeking, nobby no-mates.  But what goes around, comes around.  He&#039;ll get his just deserts, if not in this life, then the next.</description>
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